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Wolves in the inclusion zone.

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dragonsquillwrites:

bidyke:

barbidreamdumpster:

if you want to ask a bisexual or asexual person about their sexual history to verify that they’re queer, but you don’t want them to take it the wrong way, try this useful communication technique:

give them twenty dollars and go away.

As a bi person, I can attest to the beneficiality of this method.

As an ace person, I concur.

As a pan person my rates have increased due to the economy. I will now be charging an additional $10 fee for you going away, and a $10 recentering fee if I have to move away from you.

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retiredmahoushoujo:

a war thunder player got so mad about the inaccuracy of an ingame tank they leaked classified british military secrets to prove it’s wrong

You know what…

Your tank has a 75 year old secret exploit that can be hacked by a guy with chronic cheeto fingers? Build a better fucking tank.

Put your dick on the table or stop being a government.

(via mishmuf)

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quousque:

thoodleoo:

thoodleoo:

the worst part about reading ancient roman philosophy is that sometimes you’ll read something expressly saying that people shouldn’t do something that you do frequently and it’s like diogenes threw a plucked chicken at you from 2000 years ago

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marcus aurelius just fuckin @ me next time

YES I WAS BORN TO HUDDLE UNDER BLANKETS YOU DON’T KNOW ME MARK

Don’t scandalize my boy Marky Mark. This was from a private collection of journals. He’s self motivating, not judging others.

(via inflagrante-delicatessen)

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corvida-rising:

powderandclay:

trixiemolotova:

fatehbaz:

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Tara Houska (zhaabowekwe), social media, 8 July 2021. Text reads:

This is the Mississippi River headwaters right now. Minnesota in a severe drought. Enbridge is taking 5 BILLION gallons of water from our rivers & lakes to drill Line 3 pipeline thru. […]

fucking Enbridge is airing commercials on mpls radio claiming that everything they’re doing is accepted by native people and they’ve been listening to native people SO HARD trust us you guys and it’s SO FUCKING DISGUSTING

Anyone here who lives in the US needs to send messages to the MN legislature right now. I’ll get you started, here’s how you can contact the governor AND Lt. gov: https://mn.gov/governor/contact/

There’s a million reasons to defend the Mississippi: Her cultural significance, the fact she supports mifwestern wildlife, the fact we don’t want to lose a whole ass river… But if you can’t muster up enough to care about it for any of the regular reasons, consider the fact you will almost certainly starve. Please take the 5 minutes to send an email, I can’t do this on my own.

Hi, I posted something like this before but more exposure can’t hurt. My family lives on one of the affected reservations in Minnesota. This is what their wild rice harvesting grounds (the world’s largest fyi) look like this year.


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They took almost 5 billion gallons of water. They constantly fuck with the protestors. Wild rice isn’t just an economic thing for them, there is a deeply spiritual connection. Enbridge is awful, please help however you can, even if it’s just reblogging.

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fawfulydoo:

let luigi say shit


(original audio - https://prozdvoices.tumblr.com/post/131561740355/anonymous-said-mario-going-mama-mia-but-luigi)

Friendly reminder that this is official Nintendo artwork…


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cipheramnesia:

loud-and-queer:

cipheramnesia:

loud-and-queer:

cipheramnesia:

loud-and-queer:

cipheramnesia:

peachdoxie:

priestessshizuka:

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posting my werewolf meme here too bc it needs to be said.

@australet789

For everyone that has wanted a sexy werewolf boyfriend, you have the furries to thank and honestly every day you log into Tumblr you should take a moment and go “Thank you, furries, for making werewolves hot af.”

Mmm. Well, and also The Howling.

First gif is actually from Bad Moon, second is The Howling.

I definitely don’t know this because I was a level of obsessed with werewolves that made literally everyone around me uncomfortable as a kid.

Oh shit I’m gonna watch Bad Moon stat, that wold is sick. Hey did you see Late Phases?

Bad Moon was legit one of my favorites as a kid. I haven’t actually, I’ll have to check that one out.

It’s a pretty excellent idea, werewolf in a retirement community. On the flipside High Moon is AWFUL, but it’s the only immortal old west werewolf hunter movie I know.

The title High Moon gives a pretty funny mental image but I just googled image searched it to see what’s up and now I’m just disturbed.

I’m not sure about the plot of Bad Moon because I’m too wrapped up in the sickass werewolf design. How have we gone so far backwards from this?

Badmoon is awesome.

Yes, it’s full of 90s tropes and it has a couple shots of terrible early 90s CG (they were bad when the film was new) but it’s practical effects were some of the best of that era and putting the film in middle-upper class suburbia added a sense of vulnerable “wrongness” to the movie that made it great.

In my top 3 werewolf films for sure.

The book it’s based on is written entirely from the perspective of the family dog, making it an interesting read for fans of the film.

Also the answer to which kind of werewolf is best is neither movies nor Furry.

It’s Werewolf: The Apocalypse.

Look at this absolute Unit.

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theangrytori:
“cutepetsuwu:
“Two wolves being wolves.
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@rannulfr
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The brain cuddle is my secret werewolf power.
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theangrytori:

cutepetsuwu:

Two wolves being wolves.

@rannulfr

The brain cuddle is my secret werewolf power.

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brightlotusmoon:

generickink:

jakemorph:

sesh:

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I asked for a horse tranquilizer, not this!

Because the horse pills are much harder to swallow, after all.

Is the person in the last picture ok? They look like they’re feeling a little horse.

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sighinastorm:

We all got a chicken-duck-woman thing waiting for us.

Yeah but… Every day I worry all day.

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retroowl8:

No one will know the violence it took to become this gentle.

(Source: retroowl88, via niiv)

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